People armed with a spear have a point.
He was being wheeled into the operation room, then he had a change of heart.
A couple of vandals destroyed a bunch of roadsigns. They really pulled out all the stops.
Some eyeliner and lipstick get into a really bad fight. Foundation walks in to intervene and says, “Calm down! You guys should just….make up.”
bald people should get pet rabbits so they can have hare again
Ceilings? I’m a fan.
Two calendars went on a date.
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”